If you've ever wondered if my swimming tegu gets in the water voluntarily: yes and good luck keeping her out of it.

Sea monster mode activated.

Steam power

me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know

my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord

me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword

krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord

So the shower perch fell off the wall today and Mia got a bit more water than she bargained for

Mia would like the internet to know that she is now warm and dry

awesome gif for you to look at and think about

im kind of obsessed with this graphic.

What if we just started digging a huge hole

What if we just killed anyone who came near our hole

Let's digging and defending hole together...!